Quick Update: I’m half asleep.


I’m half asleep. It’s true. It took me four minutes to finish this sentence. Now six!

This has been one of those days weeks where I’ve worked myself to the bone. Busy before work, working my ass off at work, the keeping busy after work with going to the gym, parenting, taking care of the house, and other projects I throw at myself.

Busy.

Ridiculous. That’s a better word. I should tell the world. If I felt like it, here’s how I’d do it:

I injured my knee while running. Can’t run for 2-3 days. :( Sounds like a Facebook update. Gotta tell people I attempted to work out but now have a lame excuse for why I’m not. Maybe get some sympathy lovin from all the females I’m “friends” with.

Ready for the weekend! Sounds like a twitter update. Bye peeps. Signing off because I think I might have a life this weekend.

Looking forward to finishing this project on Monday. Definitely a LinkedIn update. Workaholic whore.

OMG I’m so sore! I lifted way to much at the gym! MySpace udpate. No further explanation needed. Would be posted with photoshopped picture.

(nothing) – That’s a Yammer update. Don’t want office peeps to know you’re M-I-A.

(nothing) – That’s a pownce update, because they are M-I-A.

RELAX! OMW! – An update via txt to my wife today, who [not so] graciously asked when I was going to be home.

OFFLINE – Meebo update that I’m setting right now. g’nite!

One Response to “Quick Update: I’m half asleep.”

  1. John Hawkins Says:

    lol, that post cracked me up.

    Reply


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