MR Bloggers!


I was rumaging through some old papers when I came across a scrap piece with a joke scribbled on it by an old friend. It was titled “Arkansas State 12th Grade Reading Comprehension Test”. I remembered the first time I read it and laughed. Then, as I looked at it for a second, I realized an obvious word-substitution. In the joke is the word loggers a few times. If replaced with bloggers, the joke becomes a LOT more relevant:

Test #3

MR Bloggers
MR Knot
SAR
CNMT Pockets?
LIB
MR Bloggers!

You see, very relevant! Bloggers need better wages. Too bad their isn’t a blogger union somewhere. Bloggers have rights too.

This was nice for a Friday laugh. For those curious few, here’s the other scenerios on the “test”:

Test #1

MR Ducks
MR Knot
SAR
CM Wings?
LIB
MR Ducks!

Test #2

MR Snakes
MR Knot

SAR
CM BDIs?
LIB
MR Snakes!

Test #4

MR Mice
MR Knot
SAR
CMEDBD FEET?

LIB MR Mice!

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2 Responses to “MR Bloggers!”

  1. Kris Says:

    Try this one. It was on the West Virginia reading test.

    MR Puppies
    MR Not
    OSAR
    CMPN?
    LIB MR Puppies!

    Reply


  2. Jason Says:

    Ha ha – that’s great Kris, thanks for the contribution. We’ll have the best literacy test yet!

    Reply


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