Vote for Tootsie!

Tootsie Kerry

Apparently John Kerry is a big Dustin Hoffman fan. To marry a silver-screen icon such as Tootsie, wow, that’s dedication. And since when did John Kerry become a bursting fountain of emotion?

(I could have used this picture as a springboard for a bunch of sex-related captions, but that would have been too easy. Just look at their faces.)